1. gelatins:

    by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

  2. davekatswag:

    one time my dad gave me a glass of milk and i meant to ask him “who’s milk is this” because i wasnt sure if it was for me or if i was supposed to give it to my brother but instead i just stared down at the milk and said “who’s this”

    then my dad turned to me without missing a beat and said “that’s your new friend mr. milk.” and we stared at each other and then he asked me if i was high

    to this day i still have not lived it down

  3. robinisthebride:

    Alyson and Alex, Neil and David, Cobie and Taran :)

  5. Things you do not have to feel guilty about

    becky-fitness:

    • Saying no sometimes
    • Wanting to be alone sometimes
    • Saying no to sex
    • Saying yes to sex
    • Not being sure about your life career
    • Deciding to study instead of going out
    • Getting rid of the toxic people in your life
    • Ending a relationship that is hurting you
    • Not liking the things everyone else likes

  6. crashmypartyhard:

    holyklainebowsbatman:

    samwinchestears:

    theblackship:

    minseoktoe:

    chii24:

    THE SUN IS ON FIRE, I REPEAT, THE SUN IS ON FIRE.

    #THE OCEAN IS FLOODING #I REPEAT #THE OCEAN IS FLOODING.

    THIS IS AN EMERGENCY, THE EARTH IS SPINNING GUYS, IT’S FUCKING SPINNING!!

    A MYSTERIOUS GAS HAS SETTLED ALL THROUGHOUT EARTH AND WE ARE CURRENTLY BREATHING IT IN

    this site. seriously.

  7. floricabliss: newyorksbabe: fucking hot the actual fck is this

    floricabliss:

    newyorksbabe:

    fucking hot

    the actual fck is this

  8. my-my-myy:

    They’ll probably mispronounce my name at my funeral

  10. badhoruss:

    “Recreate any Game/Film/Album cover using ONLY Clipart and Comic Sans”

    how’d i do?

About me

Karita | 16
Cairns, Australia. Every story has a beginning, a middle, and end; I'm still on chapter one

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