i talk about wanting a boyfriend but i dont even know what id do with one like what do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat
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- mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
- me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
- mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
- me:
- mom:
- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
- me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
- mom:
- me:
- mom: this isn't normal
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I’M CRYING
I didn’t have any paper
WHY CAN’T I BE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE?!
here’s some paper
BEST FUCKING POST
omfg
LMAO
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my thoughts exactly
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you can listen to any song… and the stick figure will dance to the beat. mind blown.
mind blown, spent like 10mins testing songs and omg
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